The Sauropod council of ancients visited Britain today to engage in talks with the Con-Dem Government. It transpired that during the run up to the last general election weasley Boot licker Nick Clegg had promised these prehistoric giants time travelling amnesty in the United Kingdom if he came into power. The Delegation had traversed the time lines to see that Clegg made good on his pledge.
A Spokesperson for Nick Clegg said that “Unfortunately, the situation in British Politics is a lot different than was at first thought and there is no way that a Con-Dem government can justify keeping a promise, ever.”
The mood in the Sauropod camp was one of disappointment and frustration. Lead councillor Gha’Maruka had this to say “Our people have been looking for a new timeline to inhabit for what seems like and age and in Great Britain we thought we had finally found a home. My world of advice to Nick Clegg would be to take a closer look at who his friends are. We (The Sauropod Council) once formed a coalition with the Carnosaurs in a similar election many millions of years ago. It was that getting in bed with Velociraptors that brought about the extinction of our race. It would be a shame if such a well groomed man did the same for yours.”
Before leaving the council performed the ancient “Dance of the Vanished Accord” where each member slowly went about placing their ball sack upon the head of Nick Clegg. They then with heavy hearts took off into the time streams to locate a new home.
After this Jurassic sized Tea-bagging Clegg was heard to say “Well that’s another election promise I’ve ballsed up!”
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